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The Twelve Days of Testing

On the first day of testing, the dev team gave to me
A bug in the software code

On the second day of testing, the dev team gave to me
Two interfaces, and
A bug in the software code

On the third day of testing, the dev team gave to me
Three test scripts
Two interfaces, and
A bug in the software code

On the fourth day of testing, the dev team gave to me
Four code components
Three test scripts
Two interfaces, and
A bug in the software code

On the fifth day of testing, the dev team gave to me
Five con-sul-tants
Four code components
Three test scripts
Two interfaces, and
A bug in the software code

On the sixth day of testing, the dev team gave to me
Six testers quitting
Five con-sul-tants
Four code components
Three test scripts
Two interfaces, and
A bug in the software code

On the seventh day of testing, the dev team gave to me
Seven vendor fixes
Six testers quitting
Five con-sul-tants
Four code components
Three test scripts
Two interfaces, and
A bug in the software code

On the eighth day of testing, the dev team gave to me
Eight module updates
Seven vendor fixes
Six testers quitting
Five con-sul-tants
Four code components
Three test scripts
Two interfaces, and
A bug in the software code

On the ninth day of testing, the dev team gave to me
Nine schedule changes
Eight module updates
Seven vendor fixes
Six testers quitting
Five con-sul-tants
Four code components
Three test scripts
Two interfaces, and
A bug in the software code

On the tenth day of testing, the dev team gave to me
Ten changes pending
Nine schedule changes
Eight module updates
Seven vendor fixes
Six testers quitting
Five con-sul-tants
Four code components
Three test scripts
Two interfaces, and
A bug in the software code

On the eleventh day of testing, the dev team gave to me
Eleven users calling
Ten changes pending
Nine schedule changes
Eight module updates
Seven vendor fixes
Six testers quitting
Five con-sul-tants
Four code components
Three test scripts
Two interfaces, and
A bug in the software code

On the twelfth day of testing, the dev team gave to me
Twelve management meetings
Eleven users calling
Ten changes pending
Nine schedule changes
Eight module updates
Seven vendor fixes
Six testers quitting
Five con-sul-tants
Four code components
Three test scripts
Two interfaces, and
A bug in the software code!

Happy holidays, everyone.

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